The following page consists of bad movies designed for viewing by families and children. I find them disgusting. I have links to most of the video labels that I've found... Enjoy! Last update: June 1998.

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Gerritt's Cheesy Family Movie Guide

Animals

Air Bud
The Amazing Panda Adventure
Andre
Beethoven 1& 2
Ben
Benji - Disney
Bingo
Black Beauty - Disney
The Black Stallion - the new Disney version
Born to be Wild - Disney
Dunsten Checks In
Ed
Far From Home: The Adventures of Yellow Dog
Flipper
Fly Away Home
Free Willy 1, 2, & 3
Gordy - Disney
Homeward Bound - Disney
Larger Than Life
Lassie
Milo and Otis - Disney
Monkey Trouble
Operation: Dumbo Drop - Disney
101 Dalmations (New version) - Disney
The Shaggy Dog - Disney


Sports

Air Bud
Angels in the Outfield - Disney
The Big Green - Disney
Little Big League
Little Giants
Mighty Ducks 1, 2 & 3 - Disney
The Million Dollar Hockey Puck
Rookie of the Year
The Sandlot


Christmas

All I Want for Christmas
Home Alone 1 & 2
Jingle All the Way
Miracle on 34th Street - Disney
A Mom for Christmas
It Nearly Wasn't Christmas
The Santa Clause


Misc

Alaska
And You Thought Your Parents Were Weird
The Apple Dumpling Gang
Baby on Board
Baby's Day Out
The Babysitter's Club
Billboard Dad
Blank Check
The ButterCream Gang
Camp Nowhere
Carpool
Casper
The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
Cop and a Half
Dennis the Mennace
First Kid
Freaky Friday
Getting Even With Dad
Goodburger
The Goonies - Disney, WB This movie was the one that started this whole phase
Harriet the Spy
Heavyweights - Disney
Hocus Pocus
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids - Disney
Honey, I Blew up the Baby - Disney
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves - Disney
House Arrest
How the West was Fun
The Indian in the Cupboard
Josh and Sam
Jungle 2 Jungle
Kazaam
A Kid in King Arthur's Court - Disney
Kindergarden Cop
Ladybugs - Disney
Leave it to Beaver
Life with Mikey
Little Indian, Big City
The Little Rascals
Look Who's Talking (too) (now)
Mac and Me
Magic in the Water
Man of the House
Matilda
Mom and Dad Save the World
Mr. Mom
Mr. Nanny
My Girl 1 & 2
My Father the Hero
My Stepmother is an Alien
North
The Parent Trap (new version) - Disney
Parenthood
Pinnochio - The new version with JTT
Pollyanna - Disney
Power Rangers: The Movie
Problem Child 1, 2, & 3
Richie Rich
The Secret Garden - Fox
The Skateboard Kid 1 & 2
Space Jam
Suburban Commando
It Takes Two
That Darn Cat - Disney
Theodore Rex
The Three Ninjas
The Three Ninjas Kick Back
The Three Ninjas Knuckle Up
The Three Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
To Grandmother's House we Go
Tom and Huck
The Wizard


Restrictions: ( With a few Exceptions )

Must have:
- PG rating
- Contain bad children actors as the heroes
- Live action
- Cheesy and sappy ending
- Attempts to be funny but fails

Cannot Have:
- Full animation, claymation, or puppets
- Robin Williams as a main charactor
- Produced by Jim Henson Productions
- Funny scenes

Scenes seen often:
- Kids drive a car
- Kids tie the bad guys to a chair
- Kids get thier picture on front page of paper
- Kids try to get help, but no one believes them
- Kids hide a person or animal in their closet
- Kids have an overreactive mother and a boring dad
- The worst player wins the game for the team
- Kids say something to their parent(s) to the effect of: "I'm old enough to take care of myself!"
- Kids befriend an ape that can't act


By the maker of Grit's Home Page and The Ninja Rap Page